come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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