So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How does it feel to date your dad?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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