so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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