I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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