i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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