we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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