guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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