I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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