No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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