He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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