He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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