There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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