I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
