Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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