office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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