Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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