dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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