i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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