i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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