I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
