the new term for farting is butt boxing.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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