My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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