I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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