Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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