He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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