Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
