you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
