Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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