haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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