I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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