Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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