Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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