this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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