Say something about gay babies.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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