so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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