she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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