Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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