worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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