worst night to have a conscience
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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