idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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