so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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