For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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