You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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