ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Randomize