SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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