Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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