You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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