At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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