so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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