Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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