What a fucking waste of an outfit
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Randomize
