eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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