Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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