you have to choose: penises or morals?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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