: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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