Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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