Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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