Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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